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Fainting Goats
"Don't scare my goat. It'll faint." The story goes that shepherds used these goats to help protect their sheep. If the herd was attacked by wolves or coyotes, the fainting goats would faint, becoming easy prey for the predators, and the sheep would get away.

For some sick, unknown reason, I find this terribly funny. Here is one doing it's fainting thing.

I dunno. I just don't have anything to add to this.
Tuesday, September 26, 2000, 10:54 p.m.

Explodingdog
I'm sure I'm way behind the times on linking to this, but I found it amusing...

This guy will take a random title that was sent to him by a viewer, and draw a stick-figure picture for it. The results vary from amusing to touching to scary - it's really amazing how muc emotion he's able to pack into a few pen swipes.

Personal favorites: stupid cookies
this flower is dead
make some cats
i love you, i love you, i love you
and unfortunately we had to share.
Tuesday, September 26, 2000, 01:01 p.m.

Jesus Dressup
Blasphemy for the kid in all of us. I especially like the fuzzy bunny slippers with the cut-off blue jeans.
Tuesday, September 26, 2000, 12:32 p.m.

Gravilux
Another toy for the Easily Amused. Left mouse click creates a positive gravitational pull, right mouse click creates a negative gravitational push. Hold down the mouse button to increase the pull or push.
Tuesday, September 26, 2000, 12:19 p.m.

Disturbing Auctions
Online auctions are the world's flea market. Where else can you find a purse made from a bull scrotum, or a mouldering apple sculpture of a UPS guy, or a... a... Um, a thing.
Yeesh.
Monday, August 21, 2000, 10:40 p.m.

Ebay Conceptual Art Gallery
Take some EBay images, add titles to them, and taa daa. Instant "found" art.
Monday, August 21, 2000, 10:34 p.m.

Ancient Mekka Kitty Fever
These folks have come up with a Japanese Game Title Generator, which creates names like Hello Kitty's Yellow Crotch Fetish or Stewart's Dragon Money Dildo.

I can see the ads for these games now...
Monday, June 19, 2000, 10:01 p.m.

Are You Getting Enough Sex?
According to this page, which draws its figures from a 1992 University of Chicago study, I should get getting it 2.46 times a week. When I get married (in less than a year now) that will jump to 3.57 times a week. Woohoo!
Tuesday, June 13, 2000, 09:37 p.m.

The Cat With Two Faces
Mother Nature can do strange things sometimes.

(Unfortunately, I heard that the kitten has died.)
Monday, June 12, 2000, 11:48 a.m.

Craziest Woman on the Net
Hands down, she's the queen of the paranoid. Russian "sputniks" are chasing her. (I think... She's rather hard to follow.) These spuntiks also blew the side off of Mt.St.Helens, and blew up the Challenger. Also, capitalism is a form of slavery, she caused the Japanese stock market to crash by mailing letters to "rich and powerful folks," and ... there's too much.

This page is her biography... or... something.
Wednesday, June 7, 2000, 12:37 p.m.

And The Bride Wore...
Been thinking about weddings lately, and someone sent me this link. I swear I will not wear any of that. Honest. Cross my heart and hope to die.
Wednesday, June 7, 2000, 12:36 p.m.